Monday, December 31, 2007

New Years Eve Resolutions


Do you have anything you want to pledge in the next year?

Considering the last few days, maybe the Election Judges resolve to have a better grip on the voting process.

All the run off candidates can resolve to want to serve more than want to win.

Maybe Evil Santa can resolve to get over himself and his identity crisis.

Maybe all the politicians can resolve to stop the madness.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY, ITS EVIL SANTA , STRANGE VISITOR FROM ANOTHER PLANET WHO CAME TO EARTH WITH POWERS AND ABILITIES FAR BEYOND THOSE OF MORTAL STAGEHANDS.
EVIL SANTA , WHO CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF MIGHTY RIVERS,BEND STEEL IN HIS BARE HANDS,AND WHO, DISGUISED AS A MILD MANNER STANGEHAND,FIGHTS A NEVER ENDING BATTLE FOR TRUTH ! JUSTICE ! AND THE AMERICAN WAY ...

Anonymous said...

Evil Santa has got to 'Just Say No!'

Anonymous said...

Santa is funny!

Anonymous said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR ! JUST WANTED TO BE THE FIRST ...

Anonymous said...

HAPPY, HAPPY 2008 NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Anonymous said...

New Years Resolution...Quit smoking
Benefits of Quiting smoking (American Lung Association)
When smokers quit, within twenty minutes of smoking that last cigarette the body begins a series of changes.

At 20 minutes after quitting:
blood pressure decreases

pulse rate drops

body temperature of hands and feet increases

At 8 hours:
carbon monoxide level in blood drops to normal

oxygen level in blood increases to normal

At 24 hours:
chance of a heart attack decreases

At 48 hours:
nerve endings start regrowing

ability to smell and taste is enhanced

The first year after quitting:
At 2 weeks to 3 months:


circulation improves

walking becomes easier

lung function increases

1 to 9 months:
coughing, sinus congestion, fatigue, shortness of breath decreases

1 year:
excess risk of coronary heart disease is decreased to half that of a smoker

Anonymous said...

is this the real evil santa or the impostor evil santa?

Big Bad Wolf said...

yes i wood like to know, is this the REAL evil santa ?

Anonymous said...

the real evil santa is also known as timeclock

Anonymous said...

Brandon Dismukes IS Evil Santa

Anonymous said...

New Year's Resolution hopefully is to go on a pink contract tour and to be a kind person......

Anonymous said...

Having fun at the Hobby lobby today boys ? lolol

Anonymous said...

saw a great movie
"evil santa does dallas"
especially liked the part where santa gets the eyefull of donut dough

Anonymous said...

I thought the topic was New Year's Eve Resolutions not Santa this and Santa that.........
G-R-O-S-S

Anonymous said...

oh, ok
i resolve to give evil santa a donut dough facial whenever possible